There's a new group rising in the midst of this political era:  CSUA, which is short for "CLOSET SKELETONS UNITED FOR ANONYMONINITY". 

These unfortunate souls are literally being dragged out, against their will ... kicking and screaming. According to one skeleton who wishes to remain anonymous: "We are terribly embarrassed by these scandalous people and simply wish to be left in the closet where  we are safe …"